Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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