He is such a slut. More and more my type.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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