I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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