I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Randomize
