what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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