he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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