return my video game
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
Randomize
