real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Randomize
