Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
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