I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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