That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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