Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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