Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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