Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
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