Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
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