And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
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