So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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