So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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