And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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