It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
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