is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
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