is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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