So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.�
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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