I feel like I'm in dance class right now
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
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