Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
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