is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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