She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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