It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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