you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
where does the pee come out of this thing
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
you inspire me to be a worse person
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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