hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
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