You work out of a Hotel?
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
