It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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