That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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