I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I woke up this morning with "guy in polar bear j.crew boxers" written on my stomach along with a 5 digit phone number...
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
why is half of my head shaved?
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