my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
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