I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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