i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
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