Just cropdusted the office
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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