2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
I see more hoeing in ur future
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