idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
you inspire me to be a worse person
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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