Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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