Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize
