The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Is it because I queefed?
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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