Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
my nose is crying tears of wow.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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