at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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