Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
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