Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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