No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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