You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!�
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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