You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Randomize
