Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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